Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...