Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!