Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...