3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...