Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....