Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...