Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...