Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Lease nuclear weapons
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Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...