Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband…
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...