Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...