Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...