Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.