The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...