Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...