A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...