Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
Please try the following:
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...