Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...