Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...