Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...