Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...