Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!