Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...