Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...