What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...