Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...