Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...