Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...