What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...