No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...