How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...