Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!