Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Be politically correct
|How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...