Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...