IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...