Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....