What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...