Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...