Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...