Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...