Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...