Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
If Men made the Rules
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A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...