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Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
Marriage Quotes 1
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Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...