My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...