Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Photographer works
|There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...