Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...