Flush
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...