Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...