Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
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What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Telemarketers go away
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Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Men and Pigs
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Relationships to Weddings
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Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...