Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they’ve discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes…Must be...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...