Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
The boss tells some jokes
|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...